While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

I'd like to go home now, please.

((Immediately following this.))

Please ignore everything I've said in the past few days about my relationship status.

[Locked to Rin; hackable with skill.]
Tohsaka, please forgive Archer for his recent behavior - he was virused, it wasn't his fault, I'm certain he would have spent the holiday with you had he known he was involved with you.
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Whoever decided to dye my school uniform pink? It wasn't funny. I have to set an example for other students, and that includes abiding by the dress code.

Tohsaka, I've given Archer time to ask you himself, but I only have so much patience.

Apparently Archer has no hobbies or anything he does for personal enjoyment. This is clearly unacceptable, and I invited him on an outing so he can learn to enjoy himself. However, I'm uncertain of what he would enjoy, and he suggested that you might have some ( Read more... )

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If my life would stop being interesting, I would really appreciate it.

Firstly - Koizumi, when I say that I will never fall for you, I of course mean without magical intervention. Your ability to enslave me was never in question ( Read more... )

I'm a man again! I don't think I've ever been this thrilled in my life ( Read more... )

...I would've thought that a classmate dying would have had more of an effect on me. Even if it is Mato.

This is worrisome...